Okay...so I was just thinking about something (not sure why, though) but it was in one of the Twilight Saga books. I can't remember which but remember that it had something to do with Edward and Bella fighting and Edward told her to close the window and he'd get the hint that she didn't want him to come in that night. (Fight about friendship with Jacob, me thinks?) Regardless...

I would have taped a sign to the window that said "SCREW YOU" and then closed the windows, closed the curtains and ate a giant bowl of icecream and talked to Jacob on the phone for hours. But...of course...Bella is too naive (stupid/retarded/whoreish) for that. She lets him right back in when I would have kicked him in his SUPPOSED TO BE useless nay-nays.

Screw you Edward for your mental/emotional abusing powers.
Screw you Bella for being all sex-addicted and obsessive.
Screw me Jacob for you being so awesomeness. I pity you...you should have killed that Anti-Christ Renesmee/Bella/Stephenie and Meyerpire Bella when you had the chance. Two birds with one stone...er claw?


...oh, and don't get me wrong. I've read all of the books and recognized all of their flaws as well as their good qualities...which truely are minimal. I used to like them but I've matured since then and now the books make me want to punch babies in the face. (I still kinda like them...but not for the original stories...I like them because of how I can change them in my mind to be better than a half-assed fanfiction quality work.)